My doormen never have change or ice for my roadie. What am I paying for here?

I’m at at Betty Ford or do you just have horrible service. Die. Where is my drink.

kieljamespatrick:

Classy Girls Curtsey


Ya and they usually end up throwing up on themselves as well

kieljamespatrick:

Classy Girls Curtsey

Ya and they usually end up throwing up on themselves as well

(via nantucketredamericanblue)



Cubby cross country skier at the park. At least she’s working out.

Cubby cross country skier at the park. At least she’s working out.


Stealing sleds from the ugly children

Stealing sleds from the ugly children





urockmysockz:

wen dis shyt gon end mom I don’t got time for this

urockmysockz:

wen dis shyt gon end mom I don’t got time for this

(via life-as-weknowit)